How does oppo feel about these?

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03/29/2017 at 11:06 • Filed to: None

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Nice? or too douchey? Nicely douchey? Played out?


DISCUSSION (61)


Kinja'd!!! FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:09

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Very douchey. Especially on lowly base 114i models. Actually on all BMWs.

Just don’t.


Kinja'd!!! Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:11

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I like it, and I don’t even like BMWs.
It’s (slightly) more subtle than putting ///M badges everywhere


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:13

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are you trying to compensate...


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:17

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Hate it, but I’m the type of person to talk smash on black grills while driving around in an M3 that is a similar color to baby poop. So don’t listen to me.

Are the stock kidneys like that at the top (all thick and stuff)?


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:17

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I think the holes are too big — the noodles would slip right through into the sink.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:20

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You can just buy fingernail polish and do it yourself.


Kinja'd!!! BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:20

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Only on an M, or at the very least an M-Sport.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:20

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Seems like the kind of thing that people put on third-hand on non-M cars.


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:21

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Well I’m British and as you may or may not not know, we kind of have a problem with fake M badges and by problem I mean a fucking epidemic of biblical proportions of which the world has never seen before.

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I see some form of fake M badges at least 3 times a day and where just a few years ago it was just the fake M badge in the wrong place on the boot as of late the poseurs around these parts have really gone above and beyond. The most popular styling choice is the the striped kidneys you’re looking at and everytime I see them I die a little inside so yeah....

Get them if you want because in the end it is your car and you shouldn’t care what others think, even me but do know that:

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Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:21

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they’re ok


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:21

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I like the M stripes. Always thought that was a cool thing to do.


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Tripper
03/29/2017 at 11:22

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I assume the shape is an exact match for OEM.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:22

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I drive past a black M3 with those on it every day, and I dig them. I mean if it’s that or like fender stripes, I’ll go with the grills.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:22

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I like them. I’d say you’re not being a poser because the average person wont know what the colors mean and the car person normally would be able to tell if its an actual M.

Its a hell of a lot better than M door sills in a 320...


Kinja'd!!! Roadster Man > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:23

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Lame.


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem
03/29/2017 at 11:23

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Hmmm. I’ll take that under consideration.


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
03/29/2017 at 11:24

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True...


Kinja'd!!! Herr Quattro - Has a 4-motion > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:26

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Well Id go a slightly different direction and do German flag, which is what I did to my grill.

Got the nice stripes, with out the fake M stripes


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > djmt1
03/29/2017 at 11:26

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Trust me there are worse options. I’ve seen X3's with M door sills, 320's with M automatic shift joysticks, 525's with M steering wheels, and I’m sure a lot more that are just as bad.


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > djmt1
03/29/2017 at 11:26

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What if they are on a real M car?


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Nibby
03/29/2017 at 11:27

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No, if I was compensating, I’d make use the grill as a ruler and make marks where my theoretical penis would be.

Wait, that might actually catch on...


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:28

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Maybe its a particular model, but I’ve seen a few where the kidneys are thicker at the top, but most are like this..

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Kinja'd!!! diplodicus > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:28

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For an E82 right? Part#51137166439 is the Genuine BMW kidney but it doesn’t show the eyelid thingy.
 

 


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:28

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Still fake M badging. Unless BMW M Sport put them on they aren’t real.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:29

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quick, make it happen and cash out!


Kinja'd!!! KFN > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:29

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In thinking about this, I came up with an idea for a rule: For every M thingy you add to a BMW, you must remove an M thingy.


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Roadster Man
03/29/2017 at 11:29

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Has BMW ever made a car with these? Or are they just an aftermarket thing? BMW’s official M stripe options can be really tacky too, such as the huge bumper stripes.


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > KFN
03/29/2017 at 11:30

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Excellent rule!


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > diplodicus
03/29/2017 at 11:31

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Yeah, the one’s in the my picture don’t look like they’re for a 1-series.


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:32

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I’m gonna go against the others. I actually like them. They’re a nice touch without being too ‘hey look at me’ and are better than putting M badges everywhere. At the end of the day it’s your car.


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Herr Quattro - Has a 4-motion
03/29/2017 at 11:34

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I actually really like that, especially on black cars. It would also properly convey my German car elitism, which is more inclusive than just BMW.


Kinja'd!!! diplodicus > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:34

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Ya I couldn’t find any on ECS/FCP/Eeuro with the colored stripes but they all sell the blackout kidneys.


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Matt Nichelson
03/29/2017 at 11:36

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If I could, I’d remove all of the M badges from my non-M car, but you can pry the M steering wheel from my cold, dead hands.


Kinja'd!!! Herr Quattro - Has a 4-motion > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:39

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I just used multicolored electrical tape and used a xacto knife to cut to the chrome trim. If I ever don’t like it, I can always remove it.

And so far its held up really well, I’ve had it on for a couple weeks now and taken it through the car wash a few times (because its to cold to do it myself), and its held up just fine.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:41

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100% douchey


Kinja'd!!! Arrivederci > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
03/29/2017 at 11:41

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I think this is about the only way I’d like them. The only color standing out on a blacked-out M-car.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > djmt1
03/29/2017 at 11:47

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You make me want to put M badges on my bike, Mazda, and wheelchair.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:47

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You don’t need our permission. I mean we will still judge you, but do what you want to your own car.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:49

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It doesn’t really bother me, unless you go slapping an m badge on the back.

I feel like I’ve seen this as a factory option as of recent, like on an M6 or something.


Kinja'd!!! runnersp, formerly known as t_s > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:50

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If it’s not an M, hell no.

If it is an M, no.


Kinja'd!!! Shoop > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 11:51

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I like them as long as you’re car is actually an M car


Kinja'd!!! theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil > Matt Nichelson
03/29/2017 at 11:52

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Me too - i like the sublety of these grills!


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > HammerheadFistpunch
03/29/2017 at 11:55

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Man, I need to reread the Oppo terms of service. Time to stance/donk the shit out of my car!


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > runnersp, formerly known as t_s
03/29/2017 at 11:57

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That sounds complicated, can you draw a flowchart for me?


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > E90M3
03/29/2017 at 11:59

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Adding M badges is the ultimate no-no, obviously. My biggest worry about these is that it’s a gateway drug to buying a BMW watch and BMW wallet.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 12:02

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That’s a very yuppie mod to make. It looks good on classic bimmers but on a modern one it’s kinda douchey.


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 12:06

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id throw them on an M vehicle but thats really the only reason. otherwise id just want black kidneys


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Herr Quattro - Has a 4-motion
03/29/2017 at 12:09

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do you have any pictures? id love to see


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 12:09

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Nothing wrong with it, but a grill badge looks cooler, just sayin :)

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Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 12:10

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good lord could you even imagine a car that was a stanced donk?


Kinja'd!!! Nisman > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 12:23

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Looks good on M cars IMO, douchey on non M cars.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 12:33

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Donk okay, stance no.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 12:36

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Teardrop tattoos for dead motorsport division badges


Kinja'd!!! Roadster Man > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 13:40

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I’m pretty sure it’s only made by the aftermarket, but I am not 100% since I’m not too knowledgeable about BMW’s. Yes, BMW has done LOTS of tacky stuff, even if you don’t include the X5M....


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Tripper
03/29/2017 at 13:47

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Not sure what car the ones in the pic at the top of this post are for but some Bangle-era BMWs had the flat top kidney grilles.

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My only guess is whatever car the ones at the top are for is trying to mimic this style.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/29/2017 at 20:18

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which model?


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
03/29/2017 at 22:58

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Any, but mine is a 135i, not an M.


Kinja'd!!! Herr Quattro - Has a 4-motion > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
03/29/2017 at 23:26

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Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/30/2017 at 00:36

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personally i like the black a bit more than the chrome.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/30/2017 at 05:41

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douchey


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
03/30/2017 at 10:43

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The less chrome the better, as far as I’m concerned.